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Scenes we'd like to see 001.
Unlikely James Bond Lines
"Torture me all you want, you know I like it when it hurts"
Boxerprince
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond I expect you to die."
".....Well, that's not very nice."
00PuNkChick00
the names bond.. james bond
oh wait, thats already made
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"why are my bullets paintballs? At least they look pretty when I shoot the bad guys"
Boxerprince
"Pussy Galore? WHORE!!!!!!!"
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"The name's Bond. James Bond, and I am an alcoholic."
Boxerprince
"Yes, Ladies, I'm still a virgin."
Boxerprince
"Is there a bottle in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"
"I'd never be happy to see you, you uglay biotch!"
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"How do you like your Martinis?"
"Shaken. But with a bight pink cocktail umbrella in it with a slice of Lemon"
Unlikely James Bond Lines
"Torture me all you want, you know I like it when it hurts"
Boxerprince
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr. Bond I expect you to die."
".....Well, that's not very nice."
00PuNkChick00
the names bond.. james bond
oh wait, thats already made
666qqq666
"why are my bullets paintballs? At least they look pretty when I shoot the bad guys"
Boxerprince
"Pussy Galore? WHORE!!!!!!!"
666qqq666
"The name's Bond. James Bond, and I am an alcoholic."
Boxerprince
"Yes, Ladies, I'm still a virgin."
Boxerprince
"Is there a bottle in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"
"I'd never be happy to see you, you uglay biotch!"
666qqq666
"How do you like your Martinis?"
"Shaken. But with a bight pink cocktail umbrella in it with a slice of Lemon"
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I like watching Mock the Week on BBC2. So I decided to do my own version of the Final Round called "Scenes we'd Like to see" where an unlikely scenario happens and they respond to it with a line or comment or speech etc. to get the idea of it see [link] on how this round usually happens.
I've started this off with "Unlikely james Bond Lines" and done a line myself to get things going.
My idea is that if you have a line yourself, post it as a comment.
EDIT I have added responses into it to save everybody trawling through the comments.
I've started this off with "Unlikely james Bond Lines" and done a line myself to get things going.
My idea is that if you have a line yourself, post it as a comment.
EDIT I have added responses into it to save everybody trawling through the comments.
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"Hello Q... Im sorry i wont come to work... I got a cold"....
"Hello Q... Im sorry i wont come to work... I got a cold"....