Scenes We'd Like To See 008

Scenes We'd Like To See 008

Things that wouldn't happen in Top Gear

"We won a chalenge!"

"The new furniture we're using actually does belong to James May"

"I admit it, my teeth really are whitened."

"We do fake our footage really you fools! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"All those facts that we say about The Stig are 100% true"

"Tonight on Top Gear, we're actually going to review cars rather than clowning around like we normally do."

"We at Top Gear absolutely confess our love for the mayor of London, Ken Livingstone."

"Tonight on Top Gear, we're going to show how to make a Bugatti Veyron using cardboard and some stickyback plastic."

"Tonight on Top Gear, we can't drive any cars as the cost of fuel is too expensive."

"But which Stig is better? the Black Stig or the White Stig? Well there's only one way to find out?... FIGHT!!!!!!!!"

"This series of Top Gear, we decided to copy "Have I Got News For You" and have guest presenters while we take a holiday."

"Comming soon, Grand Theft Auto Top Gear."

"We are really sad now that Ken Livingstone is no longer the mayor of London."

"We have a confession to make... we actually love caravans."

"We love diesel!"

"Tonight on Top Gear, we're going to cave-in to Fangurlz's demands and start shagging each other!"

"Your new challenge is to see which car is best used for dogging using convertibles only."

"My Captain Slow act is a lie, i'm really a rockstar off screen with fast cars."

"Our Star in a reasonably priced car is... Osama Bin Laden!"

"Tonight on Top Gear, i will be driving the USS Enterprise while James will drive a TARDIS while Richard will be driving the Millenium Falcon."